I Don’t Wear Pants, Which is Probably Why I’m Happier Than You

pie chart about wearing pants

When my husband came home from work and found me with my naked rear end hanging out from my closet, I’m sure he thought it was an invitation.  “How you doin’?” he drawled,  his voice half muffled, because my head was buried in a mound of clothes. “Don’t. Even.” I growled, emerging from the bottomless pit of […]

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